A few weeks ago, I was invited to lead worship for a Homecoming in Jasper, Alabama. They arranged lodging at a Holiday Inn Express for Sharon and me and our praise team. The thriving church was very friendly and we found those Alabama ladies sure can cook!
When he introduced me, Craig Brown said, "Keith knows absolutely NOTHING about singing and worship leading. But, he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!" 
(Apologies to our non-U.S. readers, since this is a joke based upon one of our humorous television commercials.)
